Mini Mystery Dick Crystal

$6.66 NZD

Style - Perfect Penises

Mini Mystery Dick Crystal

$6.66 NZD

Style - Perfect Penises

Rock hard and beautiful

Delight your friends with these itsy-bitsy members carved from natural semiprecious stones. These hand-carved tiny weens measure about 1" in length (not unlike your ex-boyfriend, amiright?) and each one is unique.

Hand-carved semiprecious stones
1 in. long
Natural stone; each one is unique

Most of our products are shipped within 24 hours and take approx 1-3 days to arrive to you. 

Please kindly take note that not all of our products are dispatched directly from our local warehouse. Much like Temu and similar online stores, we have expanded our product offerings to include items shipped from international sources, which may necessitate a delivery timeframe of approx 2-4 weeks. This strategic move aligns with current industry trends, responding to the exorbitant international shipping costs, while allowing us to maintain a diverse product range and competitive pricing structure.

We wholeheartedly value your ongoing support and understanding.

Products available to us through our suppliers, but not stored in our primary warehouse, are typically dispatched within approximately 28 working days. This timeline is influenced by various factors, including the supplier's location, seasonal variations, and demand fluctuations. Rest assured, we will promptly communicate with you if any delays should occur beyond the 28 working days from the date of your order/payment for pre-order products