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Herbal Hub Beard Oil $7.00 NZD $14.00 NZD
Give that beard a bit of TLC. Nourish your beard with beard oil. Smoothly blended from 100% natural oils. Keep your skin hydrated and hair soft and reduce the uncomfortable beard itch. Use daily for best results. Apply once a day or when facial hair is feeling a little dry. Place approx quarter dropper full on fingers swirl around to warm, then work through beard, starting at the roots and working to ends. Best time is after a bath or shower, the heat from the water will open your hair follicles and allow the oils to be absorbed more easily. Just remember a little goes a long way. Ingredients: Grapeseed oil, Almond oil, Argan oil, Jojoba oil, fragrance/essential oil.. Tuxedo Nights fragrance begins with top notes of Kaffir lime, lemon, and ozonic notes; followed by middle notes of basil, black pepper, and cucumber; sitting on base notes of vetiver and spice. High Country Men Fragrance is a warm and woody scent with deep, rich aromas. Oudh wood has its own unique spicy quality naturally and when coupled with the right amount of leather, elemi and bergamot it produces a wonderfully mysterious, masculine aroma. Mr Goodfunk is a fresh masculine scent, with woodsy notes of vetiver, cedarwood and fir needles combined with fresh bergamot, lemon peel and musk. A lovely clean scent.
Dicky Tape $5.00 NZD
Dicky Tape, Stick it here, Stick it there, Stick it everywhere. Not only the tape that sticks but the tape with dicks. Grab a roll and get Dicky with our quality dicks!  
Zombie Killer Saw Prop $9.99 NZD
The ultimate weapon for shits and gigs and zombie survival enthusiasts: the Plastic Zombie Killer Saw with Blood Splats and Knuckle Duster Handle! This one-of-a-kind tool is designed to equip you for the most intense post-apocalyptic scenarios, where the undead roam and danger lurks at every corner.
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Exorcism Facial Scrub $20.00 NZD
Exorcism facial cleanser – the ultimate solution to banish skin issues and reveal a radiant complexion. This detoxifying exfoliating balm works like magic, purging impurities while leaving your skin polished and incredibly soft. Infused with the potent cleansing properties of dirt-drawing charcoal and skin-softening blueberry seed oil, this cleanser will leave your skin glowing and thoroughly clean. Experience the gentle yet effective exfoliation with ground apricot shell and organic cane sugar, buffing away dry skin and cleansing impurities. The calming essence of chamomile and the refreshing touch of sweet orange oil add life and clarity, revitalizing your skin. To harness the power of our Exorcism facial cleanser, simply rub a small amount of the cleansing balm over your wet face, avoiding the eye area, and rinse off. Let this transformative ritual be your key to a renewed and luminous complexion. Bid farewell to skin woes and embrace the magic of our Exorcism facial cleanser. Unlock the secret to polished, soft, and glowing skin with this powerful exfoliating balm. Experience the enchantment of a facial cleansing experience like no other, revealing your true beauty and leaving you feeling revitalized and renewed. Activated charcoal & apricot shell flour cleansing facial scrub with healing clay and soothing oils
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Beltane Body Potion $21.00 NZD
Beltane Body Potion - a captivating blend of scorched willow bark, mystical amber, and oudh, with bewitching patchouli resin in the bottom notes. This potion offers a unique balance of smoky, sweet, and musky aromas, creating a spellbinding fragrance that will awaken the goddess within you. Indulge in the nurturing embrace of sweet almond and avocado oils, caressing and nourishing your skin with every drop. Let the graceful dance of skin-softening grapeseed and safflower oils add a touch of moisture, leaving you with a radiant and glowing complexion. The Beltane Body Potion is more than just a body oil; it is a journey into a world of divine allure. As you rub a few drops between your palms and spread it over your arms, legs, and body, you'll experience a lingering scent that lingers sensually, captivating those around you. Embrace your inner glowing goddess with the Beltane Body Potion, and let the smoky yet sweet and musky aroma enchant your senses. Revel in the spellbinding magic of this potion, making you feel empowered and alluring in every way. Please remember that the Beltane Body Potion is not meant for facial use due to its shimmering ingredients. However, the enchantment awaits you as you apply it to your body. If the shimmer settles at the bottom of the bottle, simply turn it upside down and shake well to reactivate the mystical allure within. Transform your self-care routine with the Beltane Body Potion, and embrace the magical essence of its scent and shimmer. Be the radiant goddess you were always meant to be, exuding a bewitching aura wherever you go. Scent notes: Scorched willow & amber resin
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Wild Child Coffee Can $5.00 NZD $9.99 NZD
Your bloomsberry Coffee Can may last forever, the sticker on the front may not. Do not worry, this is typical of stickers, they look better and better with age and then one day they simply fall apart completely (kind of like people). If this happens to your Coffee Can, the simple answer is to get a new sticker. If you write to us we will even send you one for free (a new sticker that is). Features: Snap-lock leak resistant tab Separate O-ring compression seal Surgical stainless steel “as used in hospitals” Sit flat base High efficiency Therma-tronTM insulation, keeps drinks hot or cold for quite some time Double wall Multithread screw top lid Made from Stainless Steel DOUBLE WALLED DISHWASHER OK Snap-lock EASY SEAL TAB CUSTOMISE YOUR OWN STICKER KEEPS DRINKS HOT OR COLD VACUUM INSULATED REUSE AND REFILL STRONG AND DURABLE SPILL PROOF
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Skate Club Coffee Can $5.00 NZD $9.99 NZD
Your bloomsberry Coffee Can may last forever, the sticker on the front may not. Do not worry, this is typical of stickers, they look better and better with age and then one day they simply fall apart completely (kind of like people). If this happens to your Coffee Can, the simple answer is to get a new sticker. If you write to us we will even send you one for free (a new sticker that is). Features: Snap-lock leak resistant tab Separate O-ring compression seal Surgical stainless steel “as used in hospitals” Sit flat base High efficiency Therma-tronTM insulation, keeps drinks hot or cold for quite some time Double wall Multithread screw top lid Made from Stainless Steel DOUBLE WALLED DISHWASHER OK Snap-lock EASY SEAL TAB CUSTOMISE YOUR OWN STICKER KEEPS DRINKS HOT OR COLD VACUUM INSULATED REUSE AND REFILL STRONG AND DURABLE SPILL PROOF
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Save the Planet Coffee Can $5.00 NZD $9.99 NZD
Your bloomsberry Coffee Can may last forever, the sticker on the front may not. Do not worry, this is typical of stickers, they look better and better with age and then one day they simply fall apart completely (kind of like people). If this happens to your Coffee Can, the simple answer is to get a new sticker. If you write to us we will even send you one for free (a new sticker that is). Features: Snap-lock leak resistant tab Separate O-ring compression seal Surgical stainless steel “as used in hospitals” Sit flat base High efficiency Therma-tronTM insulation, keeps drinks hot or cold for quite some time Double wall Multithread screw top lid Made from Stainless Steel DOUBLE WALLED DISHWASHER OK Snap-lock EASY SEAL TAB CUSTOMISE YOUR OWN STICKER KEEPS DRINKS HOT OR COLD VACUUM INSULATED REUSE AND REFILL STRONG AND DURABLE SPILL PROOF
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Racing Coffee Can $5.00 NZD $9.99 NZD
Your bloomsberry Coffee Can may last forever, the sticker on the front may not. Do not worry, this is typical of stickers, they look better and better with age and then one day they simply fall apart completely (kind of like people). If this happens to your Coffee Can, the simple answer is to get a new sticker. If you write to us we will even send you one for free (a new sticker that is). Features: Snap-lock leak resistant tab Separate O-ring compression seal Surgical stainless steel “as used in hospitals” Sit flat base High efficiency Therma-tronTM insulation, keeps drinks hot or cold for quite some time Double wall Multithread screw top lid Made from Stainless Steel DOUBLE WALLED DISHWASHER OK Snap-lock EASY SEAL TAB CUSTOMISE YOUR OWN STICKER KEEPS DRINKS HOT OR COLD VACUUM INSULATED REUSE AND REFILL STRONG AND DURABLE SPILL PROOF
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Halloween Cartoon Ghost Bag $25.00 NZD
Introducing The  adorable Cartoon Ghost Crossbody Bag, a playful and charming accessory that's bound to capture hearts. Available in black or white, this ghost-shaped bag is perfect for those who love all things cute and spooky. Crafted with attention to detail and featuring a crossbody strap, it's both fashionable and practical. Whether you're out and about or attending a fun gathering, let this Cartoon Ghost Crossbody Bag be your delightful companion.
Mini Coffin Hip Flask $28.00 NZD
Introducing The Coffin Hip Flask, a macabre and stylish accessory for those who embrace the alternative. This compact flask, crafted in the shape of a coffin, is the perfect way to carry your favorite spirits in style. With its sleek design and durable construction, it's an ideal companion for concerts, festivals, and late-night adventures. Let your edgy side shine with this unique Coffin Hip Flask Mini 3.5oz 100ml
Gothic Coffin Bag $39.00 NZD
Introducing our Gothic Coffin Bag, a must-have for those with a dark and unique fashion sense. Available in black, red, white, and purple, this sleek and stylish bag is designed to make a statement. Crafted with high-quality materials, it features a zipper closure and sturdy handles for practicality. Embrace your individuality and add a touch of intrigue to your outfit with this captivating coffin bag from brutalitees.co.nz.
Star Crossed Lovers Skeleton Box $35.00 NZD
Introducing our Skeleton Box, the epitome of alternative charm! This wickedly delightful piece is designed with a cheeky heart shape adorned with enchanting stars and captivating swirls, giving it a mystical touch that's straight out of the night sky. And hold your breath (if you can) because on top of the box, you'll find not one, but two adorable skeletons locked in a bone-tight embrace! Crafted with impeccable artistry, this box is cast in the finest resin, ensuring exceptional quality and durability. Our team of skilled artisans then adds their magical touch by hand-painting each detail with utmost care. It's a mesmerizing masterpiece that deserves a prominent spot in any alternative gift store or gothic collection. With its compact size of 13.5 cm, our Skeleton Box is the perfect treasure trove for storing your most cherished trinkets and secrets. Whether it's a collection of gothic gems, mystical amulets, or precious keepsakes, this box is ready to cradle them with dark delight. So, if you're a fan of all things alternative, fantasy, and gothic, don't miss out on this bewitching Skeleton Box. It's a playful and mischievous addition to any home, guaranteed to bring a touch of macabre elegance to your life. Embrace the dark side in style! Size: 13.5cm
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Mechanical Reaping Figurine $45.00 NZD
Here's the ultimate badass of the afterlife - the Grim Reaper! This stylish soul collector is here to rock your world with guns for hands and a bullet belt that screams "I mean business!" No soft and fluffy angels here, folks! Crafted with utmost care, this reaper figurine is cast in the finest resin and meticulously hand-painted to bring out every chilling detail. Standing at a wickedly cool 18cm tall, it's the perfect must-have item for any alternative gift store or gothic aficionado. Whether you're into alternative, fantasy, or gothic vibes, this Grim Reaper figurine is the epitome of badassery. Get ready to add a dash of deathly charm to your collection. So, go ahead and embrace your dark side – this Reaper ain't taking prisoners! Size: 18cm
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Three Wise Skellywags Skeleton Figurine $55.00 NZD
Revamp your shelf with a bone-chilling twist courtesy of these mischievous 3 wise skellywags! Imagine three youthful skeletons, perched with crossed legs and fixated gazes. They embody the ancient Confucian wisdom, but with a macabre flair. One skeleton covers their vacant eye sockets with bony hands, another playfully seals their ears, and the third masks their grinning skeletal mouth. Meticulously crafted from the finest resin and adorned with painstaking hand-painted details, these youthful skeletal companions are a must-have for any alternative, fantasy, or gothic collection. Standing at a height of 13cm, they add a touch of dark sophistication to any shelf, serving as a constant reminder that wisdom extends beyond the grave. Get your hands on these Three Wise Skellywags today and give your display an infusion of wickedly delightful charm! Size: 13cm