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Bad Words Men's Tee $14.50 NZD $29.00 NZD
The "Bad Words" print, rendered in bold and unapologetic typography, features an array of classic offensive lines that will leave a lasting impression. It's a nod to the irreverent side of life, a conversation starter, and a subtle rebellion against the mundane. Whether you're a provocateur or just looking to add a touch of audacity to your outfit, the "Bad Words" Tee is the perfect choice. Wear it with confidence, and let the world know that you're not afraid to push boundaries and challenge convention. Embrace your inner rebel with style and sophistication – grab your "Bad Words" Tee today and make a statement that's as bold and brutal as you are. The front is plain black.
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Brutal Clowns Men's T-shirt $39.00 NZD
What's the matter kid, don't ya like clowns??? Scare some kidlings and the general public, with these brutal clowns, Captain Spaulding, The Joker, Pennywise, Twisty and Gacy The Clown! And remember... We all float down here!
Brutali-Tee 2023 Men's T-Shirt $45.00 NZD
Unleash the Darkness with Brutali-tee 2023: The Reckoning Our all-new Brutalitee 2023 T-shirt is a long-awaited masterpiece, marking our return after years in the shadows of other brands. Embrace the occult with its striking purple and slime green horror design, featuring a sinister pentagram, a goat's head, and cryptic symbols that beckon the unknown. Front and center, you'll find the chilling new Brutalitee logo, a testament to our unwavering dedication to the darkest of aesthetics. But there's more than meets the eye—on the back, a secret alternative logo print awaits, a mysterious surprise for those who dare to delve into the abyss. Dare to wear Brutalitee 2023 and become a part of the occult legacy. Embrace the darkness, make a statement, and let the world know you're ready for The Reckoning. Purchase yours today to unveil the enigma that lies within. printed on a quality cotton tee standard nz sizing.
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Forever 27 Club Men's T-Shirt $39.00 NZD
It's a club that famous musicians are dying to get into, literally. The 27 Club (The Forever 27 Club) is the name for an iconic group of influential musicians who all died at the age of 27, usually due to drink or drug abuse, or both.forever 27 meaning they will all stay 27 forever, preserved like a fossil, frozen in time, never to be forgotten.Here we have featured the four original members Brian Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, followed by Kurt Cobain and the latest member Miss Amy Winehouse.Featuring a blood splatted background of money, drugs, weapons and alcohol which depict their lifestyles which ultimately led to their untimely or should we say timely demises.Isn't it strange that Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin joined the 27 Club within 17 days of each other?
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Hardcore Vegan Mens T-Shirt $27.50 NZD $55.00 NZD
Material: 100% CottonMachine Washable at 30 Degrees CelsiusDo not tumble dry, cool iron on reverse of design
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Keep Calm and Fuck You Men's T-shirt $39.00 NZD
Sick of the Keep Calm shirts? This one's for the anti-conformists and rage fans :)Handprinted on quality cottons men's t-shirts
Mr Cunt Mens T-shirt $39.00 NZD
Show some respect! It's Mr Cunt to you!
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Police Brutalitee Men's T-Shirt $39.00 NZD
Join the Biggest Gang in the world and get your patches here!! No initiation required just a set of balls will do :PHand Screen-Printed and flat pressed for a long lasting print on Top Quality 100% cotton garments.These tees like it rough and are built to last!Made in NZ.Please choose your size/sex and style below.Design by Diego Gedoz De Souza.
Stoned to the Bone T-Shirt $30.00 NZD
For those who wear their vibe loud and proud, the Stoned to the Bone Tee is a must-have. This black cotton tee features a skull puffing on a dooby, surrounded by weed leaves—perfect for anyone who loves to embrace the stoner lifestyle with a dose of attitude. Unisex and comfy, this tee gives you that laid-back look with a twist of rebellious fun. Whether you’re chillin’ or making a statement, this one's for the high spirits.
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Team Satan Men's T-Shirt $39.00 NZD
First spawned on 2006.6.6, the Team Satan 666 design became Brutalitees iconic print which became a quick favourite among our awesome customers.With the front sporting the famous Team Satan 666 logo this shirt is sure to make a statement. Made with cotton DISCLAIMER: Brutalitees accepts absolutely no liability for any granny slaps, torn tees, black eyes, handbag swings, banning from premises, confiscation of tees or burning of tees and even worse, banned and removed off TradeMe.Sadly these things have actually happened... \m/
Ted Bundy Mens T-Shirt $45.00 NZD
Ted once said "I'm the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet" Quite ironic really... as most of his girl's were cold-hearted by the end of their first date! He sure was a charmer. A slice of American Serial Killer History, carefully detailed in the Necro-file...
The Drummer T-Shirt $30.00 NZD
Unleash your inner rhythm with The Drummer T-Shirt, a bold tribute to the Muppets' wildest percussionist—Animal. This black, unisex tee features a relaxed fit and showcases a striking tarot card-inspired design of Animal in his element, drumming with unbridled energy. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers both comfort and durability. The design is applied using high-quality Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring vibrant colors and lasting wear. Please note: The design appears larger in the mockup images for visual clarity. The actual printed design on the t-shirt is slightly smaller to ensure optimal fit and aesthetics across all sizes. Whether you're hitting a concert, a fan convention, or just expressing your unique style, The Drummer T-Shirt is your go-to garment for making a statement. Note: This product is a creative homage and is not officially licensed by The Muppets.
Trust No One T-Shirt $30.00 NZD
Keep your guard up and your style sharp with the Trust No One Tee. Featuring a snake shaking a hand—a bold symbol of caution and intrigue—this black cotton blend tee is unisex, offering a perfect fit for both men and women. Soft, durable, and packed with attitude, it’s made for those who know not everyone is worth trusting. Wear it with confidence and let the world know you keep your circle tight.
Yabba Dabba Doobie T-Shirt $30.00 NZD
Unleash your inner stone-age stoner with the Yabba Dabba Doobie Tee! Featuring Fred Flintstone rocking stoned eyes and smoking a doobie, this black cotton tee brings the ultimate blend of nostalgia and rebellion. Unisex and comfortably soft, it’s perfect for those who like to take it easy, laugh a little louder, and keep it classic with a modern twist. Get ready to yabba dabba chill!