Make a statement with this tee! Featuring the bold message: "Don’t judge us by pounds and we won’t judge you by inches", this fitted ladies' tee is all about body positivity and confidence. Made from soft, 100% cotton & elastane, it’s the perfect mix of comfort and sass. Wear it, own it, and don’t let anyone scale your worth.

Channel retro vibes with a twist of modern sass. The Wake & Bake Tee features a playful 50's housewife rolling up a dooby, paired with the bold text: "Wake and Bake, Because Murder is Wrong." Made from a comfy blend of black cotton and elastane, this fitted tee offers a perfect mix of stretch and softness for all-day wear. Whether you're starting your day or making a statement, this shirt brings the right amount of humor and edge.

Keep your guard up and your style sharp with the Trust No One Tee. Featuring a snake shaking a hand—a bold symbol of caution and intrigue—this black cotton blend tee is unisex, offering a perfect fit for both men and women. Soft, durable, and packed with attitude, it’s made for those who know not everyone is worth trusting. Wear it with confidence and let the world know you keep your circle tight.

For those who wear their vibe loud and proud, the Stoned to the Bone Tee is a must-have. This black cotton tee features a skull puffing on a dooby, surrounded by weed leaves—perfect for anyone who loves to embrace the stoner lifestyle with a dose of attitude. Unisex and comfy, this tee gives you that laid-back look with a twist of rebellious fun. Whether you’re chillin’ or making a statement, this one's for the high spirits.

Unleash your inner stone-age stoner with the Yabba Dabba Doobie Tee! Featuring Fred Flintstone rocking stoned eyes and smoking a doobie, this black cotton tee brings the ultimate blend of nostalgia and rebellion. Unisex and comfortably soft, it’s perfect for those who like to take it easy, laugh a little louder, and keep it classic with a modern twist. Get ready to yabba dabba chill!

For those days when nothing goes right, but you still look good doing it. The Everything Sucks Tee features a skellington with a rainbow, paired with the bold statement: "Everything Sucks." Made from soft, black cotton, this ladies' tee combines dark humor and a pop of color, perfect for embracing the chaos while staying stylish. It’s for those who know how to rock a bad mood with a great look.

Unleash your inner rhythm with The Drummer T-Shirt, a bold tribute to the Muppets' wildest percussionist—Animal. This black, unisex tee features a relaxed fit and showcases a striking tarot card-inspired design of Animal in his element, drumming with unbridled energy. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers both comfort and durability. The design is applied using high-quality Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring vibrant colors and lasting wear. Please note: The design appears larger in the mockup images for visual clarity. The actual printed design on the t-shirt is slightly smaller to ensure optimal fit and aesthetics across all sizes. Whether you're hitting a concert, a fan convention, or just expressing your unique style, The Drummer T-Shirt is your go-to garment for making a statement. Note: This product is a creative homage and is not officially licensed by The Muppets.

A whisper of chaos in candy-coated decay. A lightweight, distressed knit hooded cardigan with bold hot pink and black stripes, frayed hems, and an oversized hood made for lurking. Equal parts cozy and cursed — a must for any modern-day witch with a punk streak.

Unleash your inner femme fatale in the "Buckle Up Babe" top — where bondage-inspired detail meets unapologetic confidence. This jet-black, long-sleeve piece hugs your curves with a sultry silhouette, featuring three front buckles that daringly frame the bust for a bold, eye-catching look. Designed for nights that don’t end early, this top pairs effortlessly with leather, denim, or nothing at all. Adjustable straps ensure the perfect fit, while the soft-stretch fabric keeps things comfy — even when you’re turning heads.

Minimal fabric, maximum impact. Bare Intentions is your go-to for heat. With its black tie-front and shoulder-baring fit, this top doesn't whisper — it shouts confidence.

Corpse Bride baby doll tee in black, featuring a white print and a dainty white bow at the front collar—cute meets gothic charm.

Turn up the nostalgia with the Made in the 80's Ladies T-Shirt. Featuring bold text in a vibrant, retro font, this shirt is a celebration of the unforgettable decade of neon, music, and big hair. Whether you lived through it or simply love the 80s vibe, this tee is the perfect way to showcase your love for the era. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this t-shirt offers comfort and style, while the high-quality print ensures the design stays vibrant for years to come. Disclaimer: Please note that this is a mockup and the actual style of the ladies t-shirt may vary slightly from what is shown.

Show off your retro style with the Made in the 70's Ladies T-Shirt. Featuring bold, vintage-inspired text in a cool retro font, this shirt is perfect for anyone who wants to celebrate the spirit and nostalgia of the 1970s. Whether you're a proud 70s baby or just love the groovy vibes, this tee is a timeless addition to your wardrobe. Made from soft, breathable fabric, this t-shirt promises all-day comfort while adding a touch of retro flair to your look. The high-quality print ensures the design stays vibrant, wash after wash. Disclaimer: Please note that this is a mockup and the actual style of the ladies t-shirt may vary slightly from what is shown.

Embrace the magic and mystery of the tarot with The Witch Tarot Ladies T-Shirt. This enchanting design showcases a beautiful witch in her signature hat, surrounded by vibrant flowers and holding a black cat — a perfect blend of nature, mysticism, and magic. Whether you're a tarot enthusiast or just love mystical aesthetics, this shirt brings the powerful energy of The Witch card to life. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt offers a comfortable fit for everyday wear. The intricate design is printed with high-quality, fade-resistant inks that ensure its beauty lasts wash after wash. Channel your inner witch and make a statement with every wear! Disclaimer: Please note that this is a mockup and the actual style of the ladies t-shirt may vary slightly from what is shown.

Step into your divine feminine energy with The High Priestess—a bold take on the classic tarot card, reimagined with a rebellious twist. This witchy, alternative tee features a striking tarot-style design of a mysterious woman lounging in a bathtub, exhaling a cloud of wisdom as she smokes a fat joint. Wear it, manifest it, and let the universe (or just your friends) know you’re on a higher plane of existence. 🌿✨ 📌 Please note: The image shown is a mock-up. While all tees are black and ladies' fit, the exact style and neckline may vary depending on stock availability at the time of your order. Rest assured, every tee is chosen for quality and comfort! Wear it, manifest it, and let the universe (or just your friends) know you’re on a higher plane of existence. 🌿✨