This Is What Sexy Looks Like Vinyl Sticker $5.00 NZD
Our "What Sexy Looks Like" sticker disrupts conventional beauty norms and champions body positivity. Showcasing a confidently posed larger man, the sticker proudly declares, "This is what sexy looks like." The underlying message is unmistakable: beauty transcends standardized ideals and manifests in diverse shapes, sizes, and forms. Self-assurance is the key to feeling attractive and alluring. By sharing this image, the sticker urges individuals to embrace their bodies and defy damaging societal standards of attractiveness. Place it on your notebook, mirror, or laptop as a daily reminder that your unique beauty is worthy of celebration.
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Can We Fix It Sticker – No, It’s Fucked. 🔨🚧 from $5.00 NZD $7.00 NZD
Can We Fix It Sticker – No, It’s Fucked. 🔨🚧 Some things just can’t be fixed — and this sticker makes that loud and clear. A cheeky twist on a familiar builder 👷♂️, this design is perfect for the toolbox 🧰, the back of your ute 🚙💨, your laptop 💻, or anywhere that needs a healthy dose of brutal honesty. Available in two sizes: Medium: 100mm tall x 80mm wide 📏 Large: 150mm tall x 120mm wide 📐 Printed on high-quality die-cut vinyl ✂️, built to last outdoors 🌦️, and guaranteed to get a laugh 😂 (or an eye-roll 🙄). If you’ve ever looked at something busted beyond repair and thought “yeah nah,” this one’s for you. Slap it on, own the chaos 🤘, and remind everyone — some shit is just plain fucked. 💀🔥
Pumpkin Face Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Celebrate the eerie charm of Halloween with the Pumpkin Face Sticker—a delightfully grotesque twist on the classic jack-o’-lantern. Measuring 11 x 10 cm, this ghoulish little guy oozes with personality, featuring a slimy grin and a cheeky tongue that perfectly captures the mischievous spirit of the season. Whether you're decking out your laptop, notebook, or Halloween décor, this sticker adds just the right mix of spooky fun and creepy flair. Made from high-quality vinyl, it’s built to haunt your belongings all season long—and maybe a little longer. For lovers of tricks, treats, and everything weird in between.
Hail Santa Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Forget silent nights—Hail Santa is here to raise some festive hell. This wickedly fun sticker blends holiday cheer with a devilish twist, perfect for those who prefer black boots and irony with their Christmas cookies. Equal parts humorous and rebellious, it's a bold alternative to the usual seasonal fluff. Stick it on your notebook, phone case, laptop, or stocking if you dare—and show the world your unholy holiday spirit. Celebrate the season... your way.Dark. Twisted. Jolly as hell.
Dark Jester Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Step into the shadows with the Dark Jester Sticker—a haunting fusion of twisted whimsy and sinister charm. Measuring 8 x 10 cm, this striking design features a grinning jester cloaked in shadowy hues, his smile more curse than comedy. Perfect for lovers of gothic aesthetics, horror fans, and those who find laughter in the darkest corners, this sticker adds a touch of elegant menace to your laptop, journal, or any space that calls for a bit of beautiful unease. Because not all jesters bring joy—some bring nightmares.
Clover Skull Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Where fortune meets finality, the 4-Leaf Clover Skull sticker emerges—a gothic fusion of luck and mortality. This 10 x 9 cm emblem weaves the ancient symbol of rare fortune with the stark finality of a skull, reminding us that even luck walks hand in hand with death. Crafted from high-quality, weather-resistant vinyl, this haunting design endures through time and wear. Rich in detail and dark allure, it’s the perfect adornment for your laptop, journal, water bottle, or any personal relic you wish to mark with a touch of the strange and the fated. A charm for the cursed. A token for the bold.Let the world see that your luck runs deep… and dark.
Toxic Skull Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Drenched in venom and defiance, the Toxic Skull sticker fuses gothic grit with a blast of vivid, radioactive energy. This 10 x 7 cm design features a sinister skull wreathed in toxic chaos—decay never looked so striking. Perfect for those who walk the line between chaos and control, it’s a bold mark for your laptop, skateboard, phone case, or any surface that craves a dose of the deadly. Whether you choose a discreet half-size or a full-blown visual assault, this sticker demands attention. Crafted from weather-resistant, high-quality vinyl, it’s made to survive the elements—just like you. Speak louder without saying a word. Wear your poison with pride.
Speak, Hear, See No Evil Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Veiled in shadows and silence, the Speak, Hear, See No Evil sticker transforms the timeless trio into haunting skulls—silent sentinels of secrets and shadows. A symbol of eerie restraint and whispered truths, it beckons those who dwell in twilight to embrace the beauty of the unspoken. Measuring 13 cm by 7 cm and forged from durable, die-cut vinyl, this emblem of the night is perfect for adorning your sacred spaces—laptops, journals, or altars alike. Available in half or double sizes, it stands as a quiet reminder that some truths are better left unspoken. Speak not. Hear not. See all.Embrace the darkness within.
Wake and Bake Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Wake and Bake StickerStart your day the mellow way with our vibrant Wake and Bake sticker—designed for those who savor life’s finer (and greener) moments. Measuring 11x11 cm and available in half or double sizes, this playful design adds a bold splash of personality to your rolling tray, stash box, or favorite chill spot. With eye-catching colors and intricate details, it’s a must-have for the true cannabis connoisseur. Printed on high-quality, weather-resistant vinyl, it’s built to endure—just like your most legendary sessions. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or go-to smoking accessory and wear your lifestyle with pride. Whether you're a weekend toker or an everyday enthusiast, this sticker brings good vibes and great energy wherever it lands.
Who Came First Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Who Came First StickerAn age-old question cloaked in shadow and irony. The Who Came First sticker whispers of origins, riddles, and the absurdity of existence itself. With a smirk carved in vinyl and humor black as midnight, it lingers like a question no one dares answer. Durable, striking, and slightly cursed—perfect for those who find beauty in the bleak and laughter in the void.
Grow Some Balls Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Grow Some Balls StickerCrushed by life? Spine missing? Dignity in the gutter? Time to Grow Some Balls. This darkly hilarious sticker parodies a wholesome garden product with a not-so-wholesome message: it’s time to toughen up. Bold, brash, and just a little unhinged, it’s a slap in the face to self-pity—and a badge of honor for those done taking crap from anyone (including themselves). Measuring 12cm tall by 8cm wide and available in half or double sizes, it sticks anywhere your last shred of self-respect might still live: toolboxes, laptops, water bottles, or the mirror you avoid each morning. Grow confidence. Grow dignity. Grow some damn balls.
Cock-A-Cola Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
Cock-A-Cola StickerA twisted echo of a once-familiar icon, the Cock-A-Cola Sticker drips with irony and black humor. It’s not for the faint of heart — it’s for the bold, the damned, the ones who laugh in the face of the mundane. Slap it on your possessions like a mark of rebellion, a sigil of sarcasm in a world gone stale. One size to quench your thirst for infinite smirks. Let the world choke on your sense of humor.
Freak in the Sheets Vinyl Sticker $6.66 NZD
"Freak in the Sheets" – death has no dignity.A restless ghost, wind-lifted and mooning the mortal realm. This 10x10 cm vinyl sticker is your daily reminder that even the dead have dirty secrets. Grim, giggly, and weatherproof — like all the best hauntings. Stick it where decency goes to die.
Free Candy Vinyl Sticker $5.00 NZD
Inject some twisted humor into your collection with the "Free Candy" sticker—because nothing says sketchy fun like a grinning old man with a pocket full of sweets. This darkly cheeky design is a playful nod to those jokes that make people do a double take before cracking up. Measuring 12 x 5 cm, this die-cut vinyl sticker is built to last—perfect for slapping on your car, laptop, or anywhere that needs a dose of questionable comedy. Available in half and double sizes, so you can go subtle… or full-on creeper van mode. Stick it, shock them, and enjoy the reactions.
Top Cunt Vinyl Sticker $3.00 NZD
Crank your attitude to Mach speed with the Top Cunt sticker—a savage twist on the legendary Top Gun logo for those who rule the skies and the streets with zero apologies. Measuring 14 x 4 cm, this high-quality die-cut vinyl sticker is built for rebels, thrill-seekers, and those who don’t give a damn about playing nice. Slap it on your car, laptop, or anywhere that needs a shot of pure, unfiltered badassery. Available in half and double sizes, so you can make damn sure everyone knows who the real ace is. Live fast, talk smack, stand out.