Size Isn’t Everything Ladies T-Shirt
$30.00 NZD
Make a statement with this tee! Featuring the bold message: "Don’t judge us by pounds and we won’t judge you by inches", this fitted ladies' tee is all about body positivity and confidence. Made from soft, 100% cotton & elastane, it’s the perfect mix of comfort and sass. Wear it, own it, and don’t let anyone scale your worth.
Wake and Bake Ladies T-Shirt
$30.00 NZD
Channel retro vibes with a twist of modern sass. The Wake & Bake Tee features a playful 50's housewife rolling up a dooby, paired with the bold text: "Wake and Bake, Because Murder is Wrong." Made from a comfy blend of black cotton and elastane, this fitted tee offers a perfect mix of stretch and softness for all-day wear. Whether you're starting your day or making a statement, this shirt brings the right amount of humor and edge.
Trust No One T-Shirt
$30.00 NZD
Keep your guard up and your style sharp with the Trust No One Tee. Featuring a snake shaking a hand—a bold symbol of caution and intrigue—this black cotton blend tee is unisex, offering a perfect fit for both men and women. Soft, durable, and packed with attitude, it’s made for those who know not everyone is worth trusting. Wear it with confidence and let the world know you keep your circle tight.
Everything Sucks Ladies T-Shirt
$30.00 NZD
For those days when nothing goes right, but you still look good doing it. The Everything Sucks Tee features a skellington with a rainbow, paired with the bold statement: "Everything Sucks." Made from soft, black cotton, this ladies' tee combines dark humor and a pop of color, perfect for embracing the chaos while staying stylish. It’s for those who know how to rock a bad mood with a great look.
The Drummer T-Shirt
$30.00 NZD
Unleash your inner rhythm with The Drummer T-Shirt, a bold tribute to the Muppets' wildest percussionist—Animal. This black, unisex tee features a relaxed fit and showcases a striking tarot card-inspired design of Animal in his element, drumming with unbridled energy.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers both comfort and durability. The design is applied using high-quality Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring vibrant colors and lasting wear.
Please note: The design appears larger in the mockup images for visual clarity. The actual printed design on the t-shirt is slightly smaller to ensure optimal fit and aesthetics across all sizes.
Whether you're hitting a concert, a fan convention, or just expressing your unique style, The Drummer T-Shirt is your go-to garment for making a statement.
Note: This product is a creative homage and is not officially licensed by The Muppets.
Chaos Candy Cardigan - Plus Size
$49.00 NZD
A whisper of chaos in candy-coated decay. A lightweight, distressed knit hooded cardigan with bold hot pink and black stripes, frayed hems, and an oversized hood made for lurking. Equal parts cozy and cursed — a must for any modern-day witch with a punk streak.
Buckle Up Babe Plus Size Longsleeve Top
$17.50 NZD
$35.00 NZD
Unleash your inner femme fatale in the "Buckle Up Babe" top — where bondage-inspired detail meets unapologetic confidence. This jet-black, long-sleeve piece hugs your curves with a sultry silhouette, featuring three front buckles that daringly frame the bust for a bold, eye-catching look. Designed for nights that don’t end early, this top pairs effortlessly with leather, denim, or nothing at all. Adjustable straps ensure the perfect fit, while the soft-stretch fabric keeps things comfy — even when you’re turning heads.
Bare Intentions Plus Size Top
$13.33 NZD
$26.66 NZD
Minimal fabric, maximum impact. Bare Intentions is your go-to for heat. With its black tie-front and shoulder-baring fit, this top doesn't whisper — it shouts confidence.
Corpse Bride Baby Doll Tee
$26.66 NZD
Corpse Bride baby doll tee in black, featuring a white print and a dainty white bow at the front collar—cute meets gothic charm.
Black Lace Cami Top - Plus Sized Only
$16.66 NZD
Unleash your dark elegance with this Black Lace Cami, designed for gothic goddesses who crave both comfort and style. Featuring a contrast lace design, this plus-size cami top blends soft, flowing fabric with intricate lace details, creating a strikingly alluring look. The sleeveless design and breathable material make it perfect for sultry summer nights or layering under your favorite leather jacket. Whether you're strolling through moonlit streets or turning heads at a midnight gathering, this cami embodies gothic sophistication with a touch of rebellious charm.
Black Lace Cut Dress
$23.50 NZD
$47.00 NZD
Sexy asf long black figure hugging and flattering dress with lace bodice cut out.
Dismay Maxi Dress [PLUS]
$46.50 NZD
$93.00 NZD
The Dismay Maxi Dress [PLUS] offers a dramatic and sophisticated silhouette for those who embrace their bold side. Designed with a flowing, floor-length skirt and a flattering, fitted bodice, this dress is crafted from high-quality fabric that moves beautifully. The deep, dark hue and subtle detailing create an air of elegance and mystery. Perfect for formal events or a standout evening look, the Dismay Maxi Dress [PLUS] combines timeless style with a touch of gothic allure, ensuring you make a striking impression.
Lonely Dark Tshirt
$27.50 NZD
$55.00 NZD
The Lonely Dark T-shirt is a striking piece that combines a minimalist design with a deep, brooding aesthetic. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this shirt features a bold, dark graphic that captures the essence of solitude and introspection. Its relaxed fit and classic cut ensure comfort, while the evocative design makes a statement. Ideal for pairing with your favorite jeans or layered under a jacket, the Lonely Dark T-shirt is perfect for those who embrace the beauty of the night and the power of personal expression.
Carrie Leggings
$37.00 NZD
$74.00 NZD
The Carrie Leggings are a bold statement piece that combines comfort with a touch of edge. Made from soft, stretchy fabric, these leggings offer a flattering fit and maximum flexibility for all-day wear. The sleek design features subtle, eye-catching details that add a unique flair, making them perfect for layering under skirts or pairing with oversized tees. Whether you’re heading to a casual outing or a night on the town, the Carrie Leggings bring an effortlessly cool vibe to your look.
Quiet Despair Skirt
$51.00 NZD
$102.00 NZD
The Quiet Despair Skirt is a hauntingly beautiful piece that exudes a sense of dark elegance. Crafted from soft, flowing fabric, this skirt features subtle distressed details and a layered, asymmetrical hemline that adds a touch of mystery to your look. The deep, muted tones enhance its gothic allure, making it perfect for those who embrace the shadows. Whether paired with boots for a moody daytime outfit or dressed up for a night out, the Quiet Despair Skirt embodies a captivating blend of melancholy and style.